User blog:LionHeartKIng/Random Duel Log - XXX-Sabers vs. Bounzers

AKA my most [GONE SEXUAL] cards vs. something... normal.

Turn 1: Chuck

 * Since he controls no monsters, he Special Summons "" from his hand (1800/200).
 * Normal Summons "" (1600/1000).
 * Overlays his 2 Level 4 Warrior-Type monsters to Xyz Summon "" (0/2500).
 * Sets 1 Spell/Trap Card face-down.
 * Ends his turn.

Turn 2: Vivian

 * Draws.
 * Normal Summons "XXX-Saber Berserker" (1600/300).
 * Uses the effect of "Berserker", Special Summoning "XXX-Saber Marauder" from her Deck (1400/0).
 * Since she controls 2 or more "X-Saber" monsters, she Special Summons "" (2400/1800).
 * Tunes her "Berserker" with "Marauder" to Synchro Summon "" (2500/1600).
 * Uses the effect of "Faultroll", Special Summoning "Marauder" (1400/0).
 * Tunes her "Faultroll" and "Marauder" to Synchro Summon "" (3100/2600).
 * Uses the effect of "Gottoms", Tributing "Souza" to send a random card from Chuck's hand to the Graveyard ("").
 * Activates "", sending "XXX-Saber Brawler" from her Deck to the Graveyard.
 * While she controls an "XX-Saber" Synchro Monster, she Special Summons "Brawler" from her Graveyard (800/900).
 * Tunes her "Brawler" with "Gottoms" to Synchro Summon "Apocalyptic Knight - XXX-Saber Über-Gottoms" (3600/3100).
 * Uses the effect of "Über-Gottoms", discarding "" to banish "Spear Bounzer".
 * Uses the effect of "Über-Gottoms", inflicting 400 damage to Chuck for each "X-Saber" monster in her Graveyard. She has six (Chuck: 4000 > 1600)
 * "Über-Gottoms" attacks directly (note that she can, since the anime effect applies), but activates his Set "Linked Xyz", Special Summoning a Level 6 or lower monster from his Graveyard and 1 monster with the same Level from his hand, then Xyz Summoning using the Summoned monsters. He Special Summons "Phantom Bounzer" from his Graveyard (2400/1200) and "" from his hand (2500/1100), then Xyz Summoning "Occult Knight Pos. 4 - Impact Bounzer" (2600/2400).
 * Ends her turn.

Turn 3: Chuck

 * Draws.
 * Uses the effect of "Impact Bounzer", detaching "Phantom Bounzer" to destroy "Über-Gottoms", then inflicting damage to Vivian equal to its ATK, but it cannot attack this turn (Vivian: 4000 > 400).
 * Sets 1 Spell/Trap Card, face-down.
 * Ends his turn.

Turn 4: Vivian

 * Draws.
 * Activates "", Special Summoning "Über-Gottoms" from her Graveyard (3600/3100).
 * Uses the effect of "Über-Gottoms", but Chuck activates his Set "", negating "Über-Gottoms"'s effect for this turn only.
 * Banishes "Faultroll" from her Graveyard to Special Summon "" from her hand (1900/1300).
 * "Über-Gottoms" attacks and destroys "Impact Bounzer" (Chuck: 1600 > 600).
 * "Gigantes" attacks directly (Chuck: 600 > 0).

Vivian wins.